Another day, another webpage

I'm trapped inside this cyber ratcage

I need on to check my mail

Who needs friends when you got AOL



I'm a jerk I'm a loser I'm fag I'm an asshole

Rooty poo poo candy ass super lame-O

Don't you see, Don't you see nobody likes me



Nobody likes me, Real girls think i'm lame

I'm not afraid to say... It's friday night, I'm going online

Gonna find a girl and make her all mine

She can be fat and she can be ugly

I don't really care cuz i'm feeling kinda lonely



My name is josh, listen to my band

I'm 14 and I'm your biggest fan

So you know it, we went out on a date

I got arrested for statutory rape



It's friday night and I'm gonna get some booty

Ya wanna cyber? Ya wanna meet?