Nobody loves me

Everybody hates me

Going to the garden to eat worms

Big fat juicy ones

Tiny little squiggly ones

Watch them wriggle and squirm



Bite their heads off

Suck their juice out

Throw their skins away

I don't see how birds can live on

Worms three times a day



Nobody loves me

Everybody hates me

Going to the garden to eat worms

Long thin slimy ones

Short fat juicy ones

Gooey, gooey, gooey, gooey, worms



Long thin slimy ones slip down easily

Short fat juicy ones stick

Short fat juicy ones stick between your teeth

And the juice goes slurp, slurp, slurp