i'm a gigolo, i'm joseph, i'm a sad lad in song

i'm everybody that i know

and being known for being wrong



and if i'm not mistaken

this is my heart breaking

i'm the man that threw it all away



destiny is calling, telling me to be boring

and i don't care anyway,

gonna be nobody someday

gonna be nobody someday



i'm the demon that you fear

i'm the joker, i'm the thief

i'm the lonesome cowboy ridin'

i'm the indian chief



gotta watch my figure

boy, if i get much bigger

they'll stick a pin in me

and i'll blow away



but i get richer

while they take my picture

taking my soul away

gonna be nobody someday

gonna be nobody someday



i'm a moonlight serenade

i'm your bed when you are cold

i'm the captain of Titanic

i'm the passenger in the hall



from the way i'm thinking

we'll both be sinking

i knew before we sailed away



hit the tip of my eagle

it's all you saw anyway

gonna be nobody someday

gonna be somebody

gonna be somebody, la la la