I Won't Be Home For Christmas



(Deck the halls with boughs of holly

fa la la la la, la la la la

tis the season to be jolly

fa la la la la, la la la la)



Outside the carolers start to sing

I can't describe the joy they bring

cause joy is something they don't bring me



My girlfriend is by my side

from the roof are hanging sickles of ice

their whiny voices get irritating

It's Christmas time again



So I stand with a dead smile on my face

wondering how much of my time they'll waste

oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers



And then I guess I must have snapped

because I grabbed the baseball bat

and made them all run for shelter



It's Christmas time, again

It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year

I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer



You people scare me

please stay away from my home

If you don't want to get beat down

just leave the presents and then leave me alone



Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve

cause the cops came and arrested me

they had an unfair advantage



And even though the jail didn't have a tree

christmas came a night early

cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package



It's Christmas time, again

It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year

I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer



You people scare me

please stay away from my home

If you don't want to get beat down

just leave the presents and then leave me alone



I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (x6)





Wrecked Him





With all those words you bring

why do you say what you don't mean?

to those people who don't care about

one thing that you might need



And you just don't know

your actions always shine the most

to those people who don't care

if you end up alone



You need some time to sew

all those bridges that you burned

'cause there's nothing left to bring

to someone who just won't learn



Have you made up your mind?

how have you known what you decide

to those people who just think

that you are telling lies



So I give up

I made it clear as it can be

to those people who don't care about

one thing that you might need



You need some time to sew

all those bridges that you burned

'cause there's nothing left to bring

to someone who just won't learn



Oh, you need some time to sew

all those bridges that you burned

'cause there's nothing left to bring

to someone who just won't learn





Zulu





I'm feeling what I want to feel

I'm saying what I've said all along

because I know the things that are important to me

because life is too short to be long



And those thoughts that I've kept inside

with those words that I could not hide

before those times that always remind me

that all I ever did was try



So change your tune one step to make a stand

I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe, I'm alone

now run into the deepest pile of shit

cause that's where I'm going to blend in, go!



Those choices that I've never made

with those decisions that once cut me a break

cause after all what's left in the end

there's somethings that they just can't take



So take a bow, well you're not that great

so pat your back, go off and masturbate

cause one thing that you know for sure

your hand is not a lonesome date



So change your tune one step to make a stand

I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe, I'm alone

now run into the deepest pile of shit

cause that's where I'm going to blend in



So change your tune one step to make a stand

I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe, I'm alone

now run into the deepest pile of shit

cause that's where I'm going to blend in





The Family Next Door





Oh how your mom is so inbred

(she's so inbred)

last night I caught your mother

with your brother in her bed

(with your brother in bed)

five arms ten legs and four toes

(the bitch has got four toes)



When you fuck your family I guess

that's just the way it goes

(when you fuck your family I guess that's,

that's just the way it goes)

when you fuck your family I guess that's,

that's just the way it goes



But don't worry

your mom is not the only one

(she's not the only one)

because just the other night

I caught your dad taking your

brother's temperature with his tongue



When you go to his house

don't kneel or squat (don't kneel or squat)

before you know it his dad will tie

my dick in a knot with his tongue



When you fuck your family I guess that's,

that's just the way it goes

(when you fuck your family I guess that's,

that's just the way it goes)





Transvestite





My mom, she's not a woman anymore

she dresses like, dresses like, dresses like a man

(dresses like a man)

oh how she's not as feminine as she

used to be before

oh how she is so damned masculine



I close my eyes (I close my eyes)

my mom's not a woman anymore

she's wearing a disguise

everytime she leaves through that door



My mom's not the same

as she was in the past

if I misbehave she kicks my ass



My mom's not quite the

woman that she was before

when my friends come over

she likes to wrestle them down to the floor



I close my eyes

my mom's not a woman anymore

she's wearing a disguise

everytime she leaves through that door



My mom's a

my mom's a

my mom's a transvestite



My mom's a

my mom's a

my mom's a transvestite





Dancing With Myself





From the walls of Tokyo

down in London town's a go-go

with the record selection

and the mirror's reflection

I'll be dancing with myself



when there's no one else in sight

in a crowded, lonely night

I wait so long for my love vibration

and I'm dancing with myself



Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself

Oh, oh, dancing with myself

when there's nothing to lose

and there's nothing to prove

I'll be dancing with myself

Oh, oh, oh, oh



If I looked all over the world

and there's every type of girl

but their empty eyes seem to pass me by

And leave me dancing with myself



So let's sink another drink

cause it'll give me time to think

if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance

I'd be dancing with myself



Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself

Oh, oh, dancing with myself

if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance

I'd be dancing with myself

Oh, oh, oh, oh



Oh, oh, oh, oh (3x)

Marky!

Oh, oh, oh, oh



If I looked all over the world

and there's every type of girl

but their empty eyes seem to pass me by

And leave me dancing with myself



So let's sink another drink

cause it'll give me time to think

if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance

I'd be dancing with myself



Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself

Oh, oh, dancing with myself

if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance

if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance

if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance



Oh, oh, oh, oh (9x)

yeah, in a sweat (5x), sweat! (10x