Life is hard

And so am I

You'd better give me something

So I don't die

Novocaine for the soul

Before I sputter out

Before I sputter out



Life is white

And I am black

Jesus and his lawyer

Are coming back

Oh my darling

Will you be here

Before I sputter out

Before I sputter out

Before I sputter out



Guess who's living here with the great undead

This paint by numbers life is f***ing with my head, once again



Life is good

And I feel great

Cuz mother says I was

A great mistake

Novocaine for the soul

You'd better give me something to fill the hole

Before I sputter out

Before I sputter out

Before I sputter out

Before I sputter out