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Piece of shit car

I got a piece of shit car

That fuckin pile' of shit

Never gets me very far



My cars a big piece of shit

'Cause the shocks are fuckin shot

And my seatbelts fuckin broken

I got to tie it in a knot

(its a piece of shit)



I cant see thru the windshield

'Cause its got a big fuckin crack

And the intereior smells real bad

'Cause my friend puked in the back

(It's a piece of shit)



(Piece of shit car)

Piece of shit car

(He's got a piece of shit car)

It sucks royal dick

(That fuckin pile of shit)

100% crap

(Never gets him very far)

Oh fuck u car



Its got no CD player- Its only got an 8-track

Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sac

(They can bite his ass too)

And I got no fuckin brakes

Im always way out of control

11 times a day I hear hey watch it asshole

(You fuckin piece of shit)



(Piece of shit car)

Ive got a piece of shit car

(He got a pice of shit car)

Diesel gas sucks my ass

(that fuckin pile of shit)

That pile of metal shit

(Never gets him very far)



Oh what the fuck did I do

What the fuck did i do

What the fuck did I do

Too get stuck with u

Your to wide for drive-thru

And u smell like the shoe

But Im too broke to buy something new

Oh fuck me



Well the engine likes to flood

The car always fuckin stalls

And the seat cushions got a big rip

So a spring always pokes me in the balls

(ouch,ouch,ouch)

Plus the door locks are busted

I have to use a clothes hangar

If a girlie sees my car

Theres no chance I'll ever bang her

(He never ever gets the pussy)

Hey shut up

(Piece of shit car)

You piece of shit car



You got a piece of shit car)

You piece of shit car

(Piece of shit car)

Bald fuckin' tires

(You got a piece of shit car)

No rearview fucking mirror

(Piece of shit car)

Seven different colors

(You got a piece of shit car)

Fucking rag for a gas cap

(Piece of shit car)

Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere

(You got a piece of shit car)

(Piece of shit car)

(You got a piece of shit car)

(Piece of shit car)

Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser

(You got a piece of shit car)

Cabby give me a push

(Piece of shit car