OH, CON ALL THE FAITHFUL

(Christopher Hershey)



Oh, con all the faithful, appeal to their religion

Buy a plastic manger scene and set it up in the front yard

Twelve lifelike figures set the tone

In lifelike painted styrofoam

Provided with appropriate tape-recorded bible verses

Oh how we do abhor it, wherever shall we store it?

But we paid plenty for it, besides, it's the biggest on the block



Oh, con all the faithful, appeal to their tradition

Send Christmas cards to everyone you've known for the last twenty

years

And God forbid if you are missed

By someone who is on your list

It's not the thought that counts but just the thought of counting

them

Don't friends deserve much better? So why not send a letter?

The rest you can forget, sir, it's only wasting trees



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