I phoned up my doctor

To see what's the matter

He said come on over,

I said do I have to

My knees started shakin'

My wrist started achin'

When my doctor said to me...



Oh my my, oh my my,

Can you boogie, can you slide

Oh my my, oh my my,

You can boogie, if you try

Oh my my, oh my my,

It's guaranteed to keep you alive



The head nurse,

She blew in, just like a tornado

When they started dancin',

I jumped off the table,

I felt myself healin', and I was leavin'

This is what they said to me...



Oh my my, oh my my,

Can you boogie, can you slide

Oh my my, oh my my,

You can boogie, you can fly

Oh my my, if you try,

It's guaranteed to keep you alive



Now if you should slow down,

And you're feelin' low down,

Don't call up your doctor

Just grab you a partner

It's what you've been missin'

I've got your prescription

That boogie woogie remedy



Oh my my, oh my my,

You can you boogie, can you slide

Oh my my, oh my my,

We can boogie, 'till we die

Oh my my, if you try,

It's guaranteed to keep you alive



Oh my my, oh my my,

Watch me boogie, watch me fly

Oh my my, oh my my,

Born to boogie, born to slide

Oh my my, oh my my,

Ooh wee boogie, ooh wee I

Oh my my, oh my my,

Play that boogie, play that slide