Oh, what a fabulous party

My, what a swanky soiree

Yes, anybody who's anyone

Is gathered at the table today



I'm sitting next to the Hostess

Right next to Flippy the Chimp

He's next to Princess von Toaster-head

And she's sitting next to a Blimp



Next comes the Bowling Pin Heiress

Next to the family from Voop

They're next to somebody no one knows

Who stuck his nose in the soup!



He's next to Doctor Del Gatto

Next to Penelope Bone

Next to a famous Astrologist

Who talks on a cellular phone



Next comes Prime Minister Hoo-ha

Next to a talented flea

She's sitting next to the Hostess

And...

The Hostess is next to me!