OH, WHAT A FACE!



He carries her picture in his pocket,

'Twas taken the day he went to sea

He carries her picture in his locket

Tho' she is as ugly as can be.



cho: Oh what a face

It's a disgrace

To be showing it in any public place.



One morning he took her to a pigfarm

He told her to wait down by the rail

But when he returned he couldn't find her

The farmer had put her up for sale.



She went to a beautician in the city

Who was known from New York to Gay Paree

When she asked him if he could make her pretty

He recommended plastic surgery.



To the zoo one day she went to seek some comfort

Determined to stand for no abuse

But as she entered people just went crazy

They all thought a beast had broken loose.



The humiliation finally did kill her

And you'd think that her death would end the curse

But there around the grave where she is buried

The daisies all have faces just like hers.



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