Ti met a girl she said her name was sue, Ooh Oh
Oh-Lalala
she said that she like to drink beer from my
shoe, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that she like to drink beer from my
shoe
she said that she like to drink beer from my
shoe

i met a girl she said her name was pat, Ooh Oh
Oh-Lalala
she said that her titties were big round and fat,
Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that her titties were big round and fat
she said that her titties were big round and fat

i met a girl she said her name was ann, Ooh Oh
Oh-Lalala
she blew up my monkey and screamed when i came,
Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she blew up my monkey and screamed when i came
she blew up my monkey and screamed when i came

i met a girl she said her name was lee, Ooh Oh
Oh-Lalala
she scared me when i found out she was a he, Ooh
Oh Oh-Lalala
she scared me when i found out she was a he
she scared me when i found out she was a he

i met this girl she said her name was jane, Ooh
Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that she likes to use lots of cocaine,
Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that she likes to use lots of ...caine
she said that she likes to use lots of ...caine

i met a girl she said her name was sue, Ooh Oh
Oh-Lalala
she said that she like to drink beer from my
shoe, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that she like to drink beer from my
shoe
she said that she like to drink beer from my
shoe

i met a girl she said her name was pat, Ooh Oh
Oh-Lalala
she said that her titties were big round and fat,
Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that her titties were big round and fat
she said that her titties were big round and fat