We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee

We don't take our trips on LSD

We don't our burn draft cards down on Main Street

We like living right and being free



We dont make a party out of loving

But we like holding hands and pitching wood

We dont let our hair grow long and shaggy

Like the hippies out in San Francisco do



I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

A place here even squares can have a ball

We still wave Old Glory down at the court house

And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all



Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear

Beads and roman sandals wont be seen

Football's still the roughest thing on campus

And the kids here still respect the college dean



We still wave Old Glory down at the court house

In Muskogee Oklahoma USA