What was she for Halloween?

The ugliest girl you've ever seen

Promise not to tell on me

What was she for Valentine's

An old forgotten rape of mine

Promise not to tell on me

He said to me, "I know where you've been

I already heard you binge and you purge"

Old age

It's okay to kill your idols

Just pretend you have no rivals

They all think the pie was endless

Little parties petal pink

The pig princess she drugs my drink

They don't know that we are friendless

He said to me, "I know where you've been

I already heard you binge and you purge"

Old age

And I beg you, I said, "Pretty please,

Make me pure again, oh make me clean"

Black acid, it pulls the scum

You must be the lucky one

Who gets to supply my demand

What a waste of sperm and eggs

Just falls off his bambi leg

You can't always go back to rehab

He said to me, "I know what you've been

I already heard you binge and you purge"

Old age

I'm sorry