What in the world are you waiting for?

Are you waiting for a sign?

Grab my hair! Take me home!

Let me know you're mine!



None of this "women's lib" for me.

I just want to be controlled.

I can't think for myself;

I need to be told.



CHORUS:

I want an old fashioned man

Who's not afraid of a woman;

Keeps me in my place;

Takes me for granted - for granted!

I want an old fashioned man

Who'll treat me just like they used to;

Keeps me in my place;

Stops me from working - working!



Throw away my Cosmopolitan --

It can only turn my head!

Anyway, I'm not meant to have fun in bed!



I don't want "equal opportunity" --

It's too difficult for me!

I'll just stand by my man very quietly.



Repeat CHORUS