The Old She-crab



Well the old she-crab was a-sittin' on a post

Shallow-who, shallow-who

Well the old she-crab was a-sittin' on a post

When along came a fisherman

And took her home to roost

Sing ring-a-la ding-a-la doo



When he got home the woman was asleep

Shallow-who, shallow-who

When he got home the woman was asleep

So he put it in the pisspot

There for to keep



The old woman got up for to do her due

Shallow-who, shallow-who

The old woman got up for to do her due

And the damned old she crab

Grabbed her by the flue



What hoe, said the woman as sure as you are born

Shallow-who, shallow-who

What hoe, said the woman as sure as you are born

There's a devil in the pisspot

Stickin' up his horn



She tossed the crab in the old man's bed

Shallow-who, shallow-who

She tossed the crab in the old man's bed

And it bit out a chunk

Of the old man's head



The old she crab scuttled off to the sea

Shallow-who, shallow-who

The old she crab scuttled off to the sea

Said I may get caught

But they'll never eat me



See also CRAYPOT

@animal @bawdy

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