He was an old man, she was old too

Can I make it anymore obvious?



He did ice skating,she liked to play bowls

and had a complex about his tight ice rink clothes



He wanted her, he was a perv

there was a feeling ice skating couldnt serve



But old ladys friends played bolws on the grass

they hated his tight suit showing off his wrinkly ass



He was an old skater boy, she said drop the coustume boy

old men dont look good in tights

she was into bowls but her heart was stole

surely her request about the lycra was right



five years from now, she sits at the home

a nurse feeding her apple sauce



she turns on tv

guess who she sees

ice skater man on euro sport TV



she calles her bolws pal, they bitch behind skaters back

she gets over excited almost has a heart attack



she waits out side, "the old nursing home"

with eggs and some flour to be thrown



He was an old skater boy,she said drop the costume boy

men dont look good in tights

lycra isnt cool

he looks like a fool

now he's on TV, but shes was right



okay it was really quite mean

he was only fufilling his dream



but I'm with the old skater boy, he still wears the coustume though

yeah its embarassing

but theres one good thing

remember hes very old

ice skating pays pretty damn well