Caught the train from Warrabrook

All the way into Hornsby.

But somehow we got stuck

Next to a fat spastic old lady.



She had a stereo

And a granny pram.

A big fat ugly gut

And a pink bum-bag.



Yeah - Yeah!



All stations to Central.

She's been here since Newcastle.

And the Knights are gunna win the comp'



Yeah. Yeah.

Old Woman on a train.



She had some Choc-Wheaton's

Some plastic tupperware.

She hated all Asians

'Cos "they're not from round here"



Yeah - Yeah!



All stations to Central.

She's been here since Newcastle.

And the Knights are gunna win the comp'



Yeah. Yeah.

Old Woman on a train.



All stations to Central.

She's been here since Newcastle.

And the Knights are gunna win the comp'



Yeah. Yeah.

Old Woman on a train.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Old Woman on a train.

Yeah. Yeah.

Old Woman on a train.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Old Woman on a train