I ripped your picture off the wall, I put it on a leash

I ripped your picture off the wall, yes indeed how come you never sent

my letters home

You left them in the trash, when I sent you my best wishes, you only did

a dash



I took your picture off the wall, I put it on my leash

When you wrote my epitaph, did you have to be so beefy ?

Did you have to be so beefy ?, Did you have to be so beefy ?

Beefy, beefy



I ripped your picture off the wall, I put it on a leash

You know the fact that you're so tall, I have to reach from underneath



Chorus :

No you don't know what I do

You just stake a claim on booze

You say you will be in the news

You just stake a claim on blues

And when I tell you I'm no friend

You just go round and round the bend

And everyone's a little mad

On a voyage round their dad



I ripped your picture off the wall

I put it on a leash, Perhaps I wasn't there at all

When you were underneath



How come you never called me your best friend ?

You leftme on the wall

When we went skating on that icy pond

You seemed to help me fall



Repeat Chorus



I ripped your picture off the wall

I put it on a leash