54 inch around the chest

Stitching ripping on his vest

Biceps, triceps, ready to flex

A gold medallion around his neck

He looks more like the Michelin Man

He's trapped inside a multi-gym

I think I'd rather be the wimp

Living life the Atlas way

Pumping iron every day

Eats his own big body weight

And never gets sand kicked in his face

He looks more like the Michelin Man

He's trapped inside a multi-gym

I think I'd rather be the wimp