Act I



SCENE SIX

ToAD-O LINE



Whereupon the house combo at the Brasserie drifts into

a modified version of one of Toad-O's big hit numbers.

BUDDY JONES stares longingly at the little nozzles

pooching out of MARY'S moistened upper clothing,

but it's too late...WARREN, one of the other guys from

Joe's Garage Band has already recognized her

(he's now one of the foremost disco-fusion rhythm guitar

players on theWetT-Shirt Circuit, currently providing

exciting strummery here in Miami), and is in the process

of getting the details of her life on the bus with LARRY

and the other jolly road crew lads. He eventually sends

JOE a letter with this infor-mation in it...



CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Meanwhile,

Joe hears about Mary's naughty exploits. He falls in with

a fast crowd and gets seduced by a girl who works at

the Jack-In-The-Box, named Lucille, who gives him

an unpronounceable disease...