whistling:::



Goofy: Do you need a break from modern livin'?

Do you long to shed your weary load?

If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried just grab a friend

and take a ride together upon the open road.



"Come on Maxie"



Max: All in all, I'd rather have detention.

All in all I'd rather eat a toad (ugh)

And my old man drives like such a klutz

That I'm about to hurl my guts directly

Upon the open road.



Goofy: There's nothing can upset me cuz know we're on our way

Our trusty map we'll guide us straight and true.



Max: Roxanne please don't forget me I will return some day.

Though I may be in traction when I do.



Goofy: Me and Max relaxing like the old days.

Max: This is worse than dragon breath and acne.

Goofy: In a buddy-buddy kind of mode.

Max: I'm so mad I think I may explode.

Goofy: When I see that highway I could cry.

Max: You know that's funny so could I

Both: Just being out on the open road.



(Western music)

Cowgirls: Howdy, boys is this the way to Nashville?



Fat guy: Watch it Mack, or you'll be gettin' towed.



Prisoner: I'm in no hurry to arrive cuz I'll be turning 65 the next

time I sees the open road.



Little guy: Just a week of rest and relaxation.



His wife: Yeah!

Little guy: And the odd romantic episode.



Mickey Mouse: It's Ca-la-for-ni-a or bust.



Old Lady: Look out you dirtbags eat my dust. From now on I

own the open road.



Goofy: It's me and little Maxie, my pipsqueek pioneer.



Nuns: They're partners forever westward ho yeeha.



Max: Could someone call a taxi and get me out of here to

Beverly Hills 90210.



Everyone: Oh every day another new adventure.

Every mile another new zip code.

And the cares we've had are gone for good.



Max: and I would go with them if I could.



Everyone: I got no strings on me.

I'm feeling fancy free.

How wonderful to be.

On the open roooo oo oo oo oo ooo ooooad.



:::clank