tell me something stupid

auction off my diary

life is getting esoteric

let me in your movie

each time i walk out the door

someone mixes metaphors

life is so much cleaner on the page



it's like the morning when i'm dreaming

and everything is so pristine

it's just a seven hour movie

and i'm in every scene



let me in my t.v.

get this tape to tori

got to have a subplot

when i sell them my life story

maybe i should write it first

and do the living later

'cause life is so much cleaner on the page



it's like the time i lost my body

and then i saw it on t.v.

somehow it shed a whole dimension

but it still looked like me

(hey! that looks like me!)



each time i write lines for it

someone improvises it

life is so much cleaner on the page

life is so much cleaner on the page