It was a cool and lonely

Offishall style that coerced her to smile

Chalk another to the file

Quest for breasts, my intent to impress the mistress

So cess broke the ice like Gretzky

I told she give me your signiture or number

Slumber could follow if I check you tomorrow

Who, ate, simply went to my date's

Now my belles apparel, why spoil the king's night

Eat chicken at 3 and the skin at 4 o'clock

Who, again I reach the girl's door

Just call me FT cause her birthday suit is sore

Hit the floor in a hearts swift motion

Lotion the skin and like caress all me

In the cup, arm in the cup

Hittin that spot that's g

You know I do your head sheet

That the hit was a nap and the biggest ever sold

Took 5 minutes for the cannon to explode

She said do you love me and I said no

The she slapped my face I grabbed her and said ho

Do that again and the story gets told

To stick it in was nice, but yo I'll get more

Cause Offishall's out for mine and then some

I hit some and leave some then on wid da show

word up



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One for the money and two is for my clothes

And three is for the calls, pause

And four is for the trick and stuff

Wanna bang with us and the game for the dough

Yo on wid da show



I knew this girl named Susan

Fly skin from the islands

And Trini who always had a dress that's cut mini

And tempt to get praise and so the skin lay low

And only playin hostess when niggas got dough

One day I see her rollin with these niggas that I knew

Walkin through the downtown about a half past 2

So I warn my niggas word up she livin foul

She just smiled and said 'Yo nigs yo know my style'

Who, eh was that John young

He took her to the palace his moms was not home

She undressed herself to reveal the unresistable

Coca-cola body while he bobbin like motorola

38-32-46 my my my

Only problem was she wouldn't spread her thighs

Said I need a hundred, my nigga said well

Just suck up on my jewels until my headpiece swell

Yo she said do you love me and he said no

This queen got dressed he grabbed her and said ho

Do what you do but no (?) will flow

Nice try, on the real niggas only make dough

Yo on wid da show



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Now to my uptown rollers, go and get yours

If your sippin over proof inside a Lex Coupe

Shotgun, whats up with them niggas that passed

Real gs make peace and get pieces that last (on the real)

On the real I ain't about bustin steel

Praise the almighty I won't sway not even slightly

Give thanks for my life and for my boys

And for my blood

For all them true heads that make noise

While niggas pose hard we do the Kardinal dance

While you're still leavin a jam with your hands inside your pants

Kardinal Offishall will do it for you broke

Yo, cause one's for the money and we on wid da show

You didn't think so



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