It's one after two, still glued to the tube



and I'm missing you.



One night by the phone, two rings and you're gone



and I' m back here sleeping alone.





CHORUS



Why should I worry? All's well and it's fair.



I'm only a number, who cares?



What Flood's one after two?



It's one after two, is it afternoon?



I can't ask my room.



I' m happy here on my own, will someone please



leave me alone?



I reach the doorway,



But the milkman's gone.





CHORUS



Why should I worry? All's well and it's fair.



I' m only a number, who cares?



What good's one after two?