"This next song has a fancy little intro,

that Tom's gonna play for you guys right now" - Mark



"I'm gonna play the intro!

I'm gonna play the intro!

Hold on a second -

Ze song goes like zees.

Shhhh!

Hey what if all you people were naked, like, from the waist down?

And I can't even tell.

For all I know no-one's wearing pants.

This song goes for all the people not wearing pants." - Tom



This one goes out

To all our fans

To all the punk-rock kids who've been into our band

You only know us

From this one song

Here's news for you

We've been around

For six years long

And it hurts

(It really fuckin hurts, man!)



(We're all gonna get laid!)

It's alright

To tell me

What you think

About me

I won't try

To argue

Or hold it

Against you

I know that

You're leaving

You must have

Your reasons

The season

Is calling

Your pictures

Are falling down



The steps that

I retrace

The sad look

On your face

The timing

And structure

Did you hear?

He fucked her

A day late

A buck short

I'm writing

The report

On losing

And failing

When I move

I'm flailing now



It'll happen once again

I'll turn to a friend

Someone that understands

Sees through the master plan

But everybody's gone

And I've been here for too long

To face this on my own

Well I guess this is growing up

Well I guess this is growing up



And maybe

I'll see you

At a movie

Sneak preview

You'll show up

And walk by

On the arm

Of that guy

And I'll smile

And you'll wave

We'll pretend it's okay

The charade

It won't last

When he's gone

I won't come back



It'll happen once again

You'll turn to a friend

Someone that understands

Sees through the master plan

But everybody's gone

And you've been here for too long

To face this on your own

Well I guess this is growing up



I wish I was little bit taller,

I wish I was a baller,

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

and a six four Impala



I wish I was little bit taller,

I wish I was a baller,

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

and a six four Impala



Well I guess this is growing up

Well I guess this is growing up

Well I guess this is growing up

Well I guess this is growing up

Well I guess this is growing up



"I guess this is throwing up" - Tom