So you wanna be a hero kid, well whoop de doo.

I have been around the block before with blockheads just like you

Each and everyone of them pain and ache for which ther'ye no

ointment.

So much for excuses, don't no kid of Zeus's asking me to

jump into the fray.

My answer is two words " O K"



Oh oh! You win! Oh gosh! Oy Vay!



I've givin' hope that someone like you would come along.

A fella who would ring the bell for once not the gong.

The kind who wins trophies won't settle for lophies.

At least semi-prophecies, but no I get the green horn.



I've been out to pasture pal, my ambition gone.

Content to spend lazy days in the sun, graze my lawn.

But you need an advisor, a sayter but wiser

A good merchindiser and OHHH there goes my ulcer.



I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you.

Now kid you're not exactly a dream come true.

I've trained enough turkey's who never came through

You're my one last hope, so you'll have to do.



(music plays)



Demi- gods have faced the odds and ended up a mockary

Don't believe the stories that you read on all the crockery

To be a true hero kid is a dying art.

Like paintin' a masterpiece it's work of heart.



It takes more than sinew.

It comes down to what's in you.

You'll have continue to grow, now that's more like it.



I'm down to one last shot, at last I know.

Before that blasted underworld get's my goat.

My dreams are on you kid go make them come true.

Keep on the soap, keep pushing the envelope, you're

my one last hope and it's uuuuuuup tooooooo yoooooooooou