-Yep, 'Tis another fine music lyric file by:

Adrian "Dementia" Brush

email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu



-Hope you enjoy......









*One More Minute* by "Weird" Al Yankovic



Well I heard that you're leaving

Gonna leave far behind

'Cause you found a brand new lover

You decided that I'm not your type



So I pulled

Your name out of my Rolladex

And I tore all your pictures in two

And I burned down the malt shop

Where we used to go

Just because it reminds me of you.....



That's right

You ain't gonna see me crying

I'm glad that you found somebody new

'Cause I'd rather spend eternity

Eating shards of broken glass

Than spend one more minute with you.



I know I may seem kinda bitter

You got me feeling down in the dumps

'Cause I'm stranded all alone

In the gas station of love

And I have to use the self-service pump...



Oh so honey,

Let me help you with that suitcase

You ain't gonna break my heart in two

'Cause I'd rather have a hundred-thousand

Paper cuts on my face,

Than spend one more minute with you..



I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork

Than watch you going out with other men

I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,

Again, and again, and again, and again, and again



Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'



I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches

Or shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms

In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..

Than spend one more minute with you



I'd rather jump naked on huge pile of thumbtacks

Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue

I'd dive in a swimming pool filled with

Double-edged razor blades

Than spend one more minute with you



I'd rather rip my heart

Right out of my ribcage

With my bare hands

And throw it on the floor and

Stomp on it till

I die....



Than spend one more minute with you.....





-Weird Al is the God of Romance Ballads...