Its been one week since you looked at me

Cocked your head to the side

and said Im angry

Five days since you laughed at me saying

Get that together come back and see me

Three days since the living room,

I realized its all my fault, but couldnt tell you

Yesterday youd forgiven me

But itll still be two days till I say Im sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink

As I make you stop, think

Youll think youre looking at Aquaman

I summon fish to the dish,

Although I like the Chalet Swiss

I like the sushi

Cause its never touched a frying pan

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes

Big like Leann Rimes

Because Im all about value

Bert Kaempferts got the mad hits

You try to match wits

You try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake

Id like a stinkin, achin shake

I like vanilla, Its the finest of the flavors

Gotta see the show,

Cause then youll know

The Vertigo is gonna grow

Cause its so dangerous,

Youll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad

Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad

Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Cant understand what I mean?

Well, you soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of taking off my shirt

Its been one week since you looked at me

Threw your arms in the air and said youre crazy

Five days since you tackled me

Ive still got the rug burns on both my knees

Its been three days since the afternoon

You realized its not my fault not a moment too soon

Yesterday youd forgiven me

And now I sit back and wait till you say youre sorry

Chickity China the Chinese chicken

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin

Watchin X-Files with no lights on,

Were dans la maison

I hope the Smoking Mans in this one

Like Harrison Ford Im getting Frantic

Like Sting Im Tantric

Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurosawa I make mad films

Okay I dont make films

But if I did theyd have a samurai

Gonna get a set of better clubs

Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs

Just so my irons arent always flying off the backswing

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon

Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes

That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad

Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad

Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Cant understand what I mean?

You soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of losing my shirt

Its been one week since you looked at me

Dropped your arms to your sides and said Im sorry

Five days since I laughed at you and said

You just did just what I thought you were gonna do

Three days since the living room

We realized were both to blame, but what could we do?

Yesterday you just smiled at me

Cause itll still be two days till we say were sorry

Itll still be two days till we say were sorry

Itll still be two days till we say were sorry

Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie