If you're listening to this song

You may think the chords are going wrong

But they're not

They just wrote it like that



When you're listening late at night

You may think the band are not quite right

But they are

They just play it like that



It doesn't really matter what chords I play

What words I say

Or time of day it is

'Cause it's only a Northern Song



It doesn't really matter what clothes I wear

Or how I fare

Or if my hair is brown

'Cause it's only a Northern Song



If you think the harmony

Is a little dark and out of key

You're correct

There's nobody there



And I told you there's no-one there