Brain-storming habit-forming battle-warning weary winsome actor spewing

spineless chilling lines-

Critics falling over to tell themselves he's boring and really not an awful

lot of fun.

Well, who the hell can he be when he's never had V.D., and he doesn't even

sit on toilet seats?

Court-jesting, never-resting - he must be very cunning to assume an air of

dignity and

Bless us all with his oratory prowess; his lame-brained antics and his

jumping in the air.

And every night his act's the same and so it must be all a game of chess

he's playing -

"But you're wrong Steve: you see, it's Only Solitaire