my love's an ice-cold latte

and it's running down yer shirt.

you took my little heart

and then ya threw it in the dirt!

i won't go near yer locker

and i cannot wash my hair.

i can't believe you betrayed me

and filled me with despair!!



i can't believe - horrible truth about you

because you lied to me.

i am only the girl who was in love with you

but, now you lied!



i have developed frog-eyes

from crying all the time.

i won't go out and skate with my friends,

i'll only stay inside.

you ran around, behind my back

with a pretty, blue-eyed girl.

i am so sick of missing you -

i think i'm gonna hurl!!



i can't believe - horrible truth about you

because you lied to me.

i am only the girl who was in love with you.

but, now you lied!



i can't believe you lied to me:

i can't believe you!



(i am only the girl who was in love with you)



i can't believe - horrible truth about you

because you lied to me

i am only the girl who was in love with you

but, now you lied to me...



[bif:] [sportin' the xs on her hands] self-discipline requires doing

what is necessary, when it should be done,

whether it iz a pleasant task or not. a straight-edge lifestyle is personal choice.

if my coffee consumption ain't straight-edge enough for you:

then **** me with a double, skim cappuccino!



[bif:] um: hellooooo!! get a ******* hold of yourself!!

no complaining!! are you starving?

no? then let's have a little perspective, shall we. see a therapist.

switch to decaf. lay off the pills.

try some stretching.

take five.

have a time out.

write it down.

make a painting.

have a hot bath.

quit hanging onto past hurts.

forgive all to get over all and get on with it!

puh-leeeze! develop some humor.

laugh it off.

yuk it up.

don't be mean.

karma is instant.

there is no coincidence.

live today. try - ok?



[bif:] [crying] ring pa ambulansen.