(ricardo smith, eric brooks, james robinson)



I get drunk and i stumble to the phone and conjure up a bitch to bone when i'm alone

Fucked up, tore back i need to take a piss

Only when i'm drunk? i sing a song like this

My grandma and your grandma... sittin by the fire

Hold on, turn that beat off!

No, keep it going

Crazy town, yo y'all just not known'

I get drunk and start talking more shit and when i got a gun in my hand

You better get...out 'cause my brain just ain't what it used to be

Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes.



I get ....(uh!)... damn i'm drunk.

I need a chunck, no better yet a hunk of that funk

I get ....(uh!)... damn i'm drunk.

I need a chunk, no better yet

A hunk of that funk



Yeah i'm good bad, dope i'm freaky fresh

I make hip-hop fans say "yes" "yes"

Crazy's comin' thru you know we're gonna blow up

Hold up wait i think i'm gonna throw up, na' false alarm

I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm

When i get drunk i might even call my daddy a punk

Yeah , but only when i'm drunk.



Chorus:

Yeah, only when i'm drunk

Only when i'm drunk it happens only when i'm drunk.



It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia

I'm that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer

Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper

That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker

Sippin' colt forty fever when i'm coolin' with my people

Got ho's in east columbus when i'm billy d. rico

"cause i move like i'm smooth like like i'm harry belafonte

Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey le le

All up in this bitch with the gin and tanqueray dink like mr.wendal smoke bud like dr dre.

But that's cause i'm old enough to do that of shit

God damn. i gotta piss

I pass the mic to mr. shift.



I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me

I'm trippin' it must be that brew that iwas sippin'

Kickin' in, guess i shouldn't have mixed it with the gin

'cause when i'm laying on my back i can feel the room spin

One too many, i reckon feelin' i got to hurl any second

Want to get up but can't move

Feels like i'm stuck in a groove

What the fuck was i trying to prove

I got a knack for downin' four-o's

All the hos know them doobie bros

People call me shift i keep a fifth in my trunk

I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when i'm drunk.



Chorus:

Yeah, only when i'm drunk

Only when i'm drunk it happens only when i'm drunk.


more