I get drunk and I stumble to the phone

Conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone

Fucked up, tore back, I need to take a piss

Only when I'm drunk

I sing a song like this

My grandma and your grandma, sittin' by the fire

Hold on, turn that beat off!

Nah, keep it going

Crazytown, yo y'all just not known'

I get drunk and start talking more shit

And when I got a gun in my hand

You better get out

Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be

Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes



I get, uh! Damn I'm drunk!

I need a chunk, no better yet

A hunk of that funk

I get, uh! Damn I'm drunk!

I need a chunk, no better yet

A hunk of that funk



Yeah I'm good bad, dope I'm freaky fresh

I make hip-hop fans say yes, yes

Crazy's comin' through you know we're gonna blow up

Hold up, wait, I think I'm gonna throw up

Nah, false alarm

I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm

When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk

Yeah, but only when I'm drunk



Yeah, only when I'm drunk

Only when I'm drunk

It happens only when I'm drunk



It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia

I'm that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer

Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper

That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker

Sippin' colt forty fever when I'm coolin' with my people

Got ho's in east Columbus when I'm Billy D. Rico

"Cause I move like I'm smooth like Like I'm Harry Belafonte

Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le

All up in this bitch

with the Gin and Tanqueray dink like Mr.Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre.

But that's cause I'm old en