Ooklah the punk was going to the show

Ooklah the punk fought Lou Ferrigno

Ooklah the punk was struggling for some lyrics

Ooklah the punk says anything that fits



Ooklah! Now you're lying in a gutter

Ooklah! Hates his father and his mother

Ooklah! Oh your skin is just like butter

Ooklah the punk



Ooklah the punk hates everywhere he goes

Ooklah the punk says what do you know?

Ooklah the punk says how do you do?

Ooklah the punk says I'm better than you



Ooklah! Smoking drinking now he's thinking

Ooklah! Feeling like he should be kneeling

Ooklah! Sees damnation wants salvation

Ooklah the punk



I want to be saved like you

And I want to be your friend too

I want to be saved like you

And I want to be your friend too



Ooklah the punk went to a revival

Ooklah the punk bought himself a new Bible

Ooklah the punk he reads it everyday

Ooklah the punk says YIPPEE KIE YAY!!!



Ooklah! Now we're at the end of story

Ooklah! On a one way trip to glory

Ooklah! Now everything is hunky dory

Ooklah the punk



I want to be saved like you

And I want to be your friend too

I want to be saved like you

And I want to be your... friend...

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