I don't have to go to school for an entire week

I just want to go down to Newport Beach

Mom and Dad want to tell me where to go

They wanna go to Club Med San Carlos

Club Med sucks

Authority sucks

I hate golf

I wanna play lacrosse

The people there, they are so stupid

They exploit the poor and the weak

I want no part of their death culture

I just wanna go to the beach