Grabbed my favorite dress but it's so ordinary

So I slashed my jeans

My hairs a mess it's very arbitrary

Pass the scissors please

Shimmy down to my intoxicative shrinking session

Just this side of that street

Glaze into my typical blase' expression

Leave it up to him - and down to me

He says baby I think you need a long vacation

I says I think a little levitation



Chorus:

I'm the only one I'm the only one

Spinning like the barrel of a shotgun

I'm the only one

My ordinary life



Here comes another Friday line

Aren't you prophetic

Kindly disappear

Won't buy it one more time

Or pretend to be sympathetic

Gotta hurry out of here

He says I think you look a little wasted

I says I like the contact but I just can't taste it



Chorus:

I'm the only one I'm the only one

Spinning like the barrel of a shotgun

I'm the only one

My ordinary life