You tried it just for once and found it alright for kicks

but now you've found out it's a habit that sticks

you're an orgasm addict



Sneaking in the backdoor with dirty magazines

your mother wants to know what are those stains on your jeans

you're an orgasm addict



You get in heat

you get in a sulk

but you still keep beating

your meat to pulp

you're an orgasm addict



You're a kid casanova

you're no Joseph

it's a labor of love

fucking yourself to death

you're an orgasm addict



You're making out with schoolkids

winos and heads of state

you've even made it with the lady

who puts the little plastic robins

on the Christmas cakes

butchers' assistants and bellhops

you've had 'em all here and there

children of god and their joystrings

international women with no body hair



So you're asking in an alley

and your voice ain't steady

the sex mechanic's rough

but you're more than ready

you're an orgasm addict



Johnny-want-fuckie always and all ways

he's got the energy

he will amaze

he's an orgasm addict

he's always at it

he's an orgasm addict

What Do I Get?

I just want a lover like any other

What do I get

I only want a friend who will stay to the end