MARK

Maureen's performance.

MAUREEN

Last Night I Had A Dream. I Found Myself In

A Desert Called Cyberland. It Was Hot. My

Canteen Had Sprung A Leak And I Was

Thirsty. Out Of The Abyss Walked A Cow -

Elsie. I Asked If She Had Anything To Drink.

She Said, "I'm Forbidden To Produce Milke. In

Cyberland, We Only Drink Diet Coke."



She Said, "Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over

The Moon"



"They've Closed Everything Real

Down...Like Barns, Troughs,

Performance Spaces...And Replaced It

All With Lies And Rules And Virtual Life.

But There Is A Way Out...



BACKUPS

Leap Of Faith Leap Of Faith

Leap Of Faith Leap Of Faith



MAUREEN

"Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon"



I Gotta Get Out Of Here! It's Like I'm

Being Tied To The Hood Of A Yellow

Rental Truck, Being Packed In With

Fertilizer And Fuel Oil, Pushed Over A

Cliff By A Suicidal Mickey Mouse! - I've

Gotta Find A Way



MAUREEN

"To Jump Over The

Moon

Only Thing To Do Is

Jump Over The Moon" BACKUPS

Leap Of Faith Etc.





MAUREEN

Then A Little Bulldog Entered. His Name

(We Have Learned) Was Benny. And

Although He Once Had Priciples, He

Abandoned Them To Live As A Lap Dog To

A Wealthy Daughter Of The Revolution.



"That's Bull," He Said. "Ever Since The Cat

Took Up The Fiddle, That Cow's Been Jumpy.

And The Dish And Spoon Were Evicted From

The Table - And Eloped... She's Had Trouble

With That Milk And The Moon Ever Since.

Maybe It's A Female Thing, 'Cause Who'd Want To Leave



Cyberland Anyway?...

Walls Ain't So Bad. The Dish And Spoon For Instance.



They Were Down On Their Luck -

Knocked On My Doghouse Door. I Said, 'Not

In My Backyard, Utensils! Go Back To

China!'" "The Only Way Out-Is Up," Elsie

Whispered To Me. "A Leap Of Faith. Still

Thirsty?" She Asked. Parched. "Have

Some Milk." I Lowered Myself Beneath

Her And Held My Mouth To Her Swollen

Udder And Sucked The Sweetest Milk I'd

Ever Tasted."



"Climb On Board." She Said. And As A

Harvest Moon Rose Over Cyberland, We

Reared Back And Sprang Into A Gallop.

Leaping Out Of Orbit!!!





MAUREEN

I Awoke Singing



BACKUPS

Leap Of Faith, Etc.





Only Thing To Do

Only Thing To Do Is Jump

Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon

Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon

Over The Moon-Over The

Moooooooo

Moooooooo

Moooooooo

Moooooooo

Moo With Me



(She encourages the audience to moo with her. They do)



Thank You