When you start your journey, you go meet your driver

You shake his hand and hope he's feeling well

The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar

Like eating herring where the sun does not go down

Our driver calculates what time we'll hit down



And every time a border comes

We go inside and meet with someone

Perhaps a form will need to be filled in

Then we can go and restart up the engines



The plumbing often varies in the various different countries

I like to crouch down and turn on those bidets

I'll have a cocktail, pick at my fingernails

And then a squat down for a wash to end the day

Our driver recommends we try the souffl



And every time a border comes

We go inside and meet with someone

Perhaps a form will need to be filled in

Then we can go on and restart up the engines .



Then we went Down Under and we were told of farmer

Who brought some pigs in from the Old Country

But pigs eat turtle eggs and turtles eat jellyfish,

So now you get stung if youre swimming in the sea-

Our drivers gestures out beyond the palm trees



And every time a border comes

We go inside and meet with someone

Perhaps a form will need to be filled in

Then we can go an restart up the engines