(Eric Carmen)



Well I know it sounds funny

But I'm not in it for the money, no

I don't need reputation

And I'm not in it for the show



I just want a hit record

Want to hear it on the radio

Want a big hit record

One that everybody's got to know



Well the program director don't pull it

Then it's bound to get back the bullet

So bring the group down to the station

You're gonna be an overnight sensation



I've been tryin' to write the lyric

Not offensive but satiric, too

If you can get it in the