Dennis is a menace

with his "Anyone for tennis?",

and he'd beseech me to come keep the score.

And Maude said, "Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored".

I really can't stand it anymore...



I'm going out to dinner

with a gorgeous singer -

to a little place I know

down by the key.



Her name is Patricia

(she calls herself Delicia),

and the reason isn't

very hard to see.



She said God made her a sinner

just to keep those fat men thinner

as they tumble down in heaps

before her feet.



They hang around in groups

like battle weary troops.

One can often see the

queue right down the street.



Because Patricia

(or Delicia)

not only is a singer,

she also removes all her clothing.



For Patricia

is the best stripper in town...



And with a swing of her hips,

she started to strip.

To tremendous applause

she took of her drawers.



And with a lick of her lips,

she undid all her clips,

threw it all in the air,

and everyone stared.



And as the last piece of clothing

fell to the floor,

the police were banging on the door

on a Saturday night,

in 1924...



Take it away boys...



Well, Patricia was arrested

and everyone detested

the terrible manner in which

she was exposed.



Later on in court,

everyone thought

a summer's run in jail

would be proposed.



But the judge said, "Patricia,

or may I say Delicia,

the facts of this case lie before me. (Knock, knock, knock)

Case dismissed...

This girl was in her working clothes...



And with a swing of her hips,

she started to strip.

To tremendous applause

she took off her drawers.



And with a lick of her lips

she undid all her clips,

threw it all in the air,

and everyone stared.



And as the last piece of clothing

fell to the floor,

the police were yelling out for more (more)

on a Saturday night

in 1924...