Big man, pig man,

ha ha, charade you are

You well heeled big wheel

ha ha, charade you are

And when your hand is on your heart

You´re nearly a good laugh

Almost a Joker

With your head down in the pig bin

Saying "keep on digging"

Pig stain on your fat chin

What do you hope to find?

When you´re down in the pig mine

You´re nearly a laugh

You´re nearly a laugh but you´re really a cry



Bus stop rat bag,

Ha ha, charade you are

You fucked up old hag

Ha ha, charade you are

You radiate cold shafts of broken glass

You´re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You like the feel of steel

You´re hot stuff with a hat pin

And good fun with a handgun

You´re nearly a laugh

You´re nearly a laugh but you´re really a cry



Hey you Whitehouse

Ha ha, charade you are

You house proud town mouse

Ha ha, charade you are

You´re trying to keep our feelings off the street

You´re nearly a real treat

All tight lips and cold feet

And do you feel abused?

You gotta stem the evil tide

And keep it all on the inside

Mary you´re nearly a treat

Mary you´re nearly a treat

But you´re really a cry