Well I remember my first day at public school

I was very scared of getting pummeled

And sure enough I did at first recess

I got pegged in the head by a big red ball

It stung and my head hung

Back to class with a bloody nose

And soon it was lunchtime



Mom said I should ask about how poor kids can get fed

So I got a book of tickets and a schedule and it read:

Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco

Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk

Thursday - Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag

Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week

All the kids would line up super early just to eat



Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco

Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk

Thursday - Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag

Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week

It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans



Hooray for Pizza Day

Hooray for Pizza Day

I miss Pizza Day

The best day of the week



Well, I remember my first day in Jr. High

I had hairspray in my hair

And my pants were way too tight

And all the breakers and new wavers

And the rockers and the preps

Would all be in their places

On the front lawn or the steps

I hung out with some punker kids

Who used to make me laugh

I got thrown in the dumpster

By some rich kids near the caf