Wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake

Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies

Relaxing a while ...livin' in style

Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.

Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an English Muffin

Bout to make the most out of a toaster

I'd ease myself down

Comin' up brown

I prefer a boysenberry more than any ordinary jam

I'm a citizen for boysenberry jam fans

If I become a famous lady

Would you put my photo on your piano?