West L.A. in the modern day,

You can't play unless you look that way,

One more nip, one more tuck,

One more lift, one more suck



Pamela

Barbie is as Barbie does

Pamela

Heaven in a box



Todd can't stalk the locker room,

Cause his weenie isn't blooming,

He knows size ain't everything

But he'd feel better with a swinging thing



Pamela

Engineering like no other

Pamela

I feel good about myself



Mary Lou has got a conk

That can match the Eiffel tower

And her titties look like mine

Only mine are slightly larger



Pamela

Have you got the surgeons number

Pamela

Heaven in a box



Pamela

Have you got the surgeons number

Pamela

Heaven in a box