i walk around the house in nothing but a shirt

im not embarrased to go out

it wouldnt be the first

ive looked underneath everything

the place is such a mess

theres stuff to do, i must go out

its probably for the best



i couldnt find my pants today

i think its probably better that way



i used to dream i was at school

and running with no pants

that nightmare has become a dream

its difficult to grasp

even though i must avoid a visit from the cops

theres nothing i like better than

to walk up to the shops