Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde

(Isaac Asimov?)



Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde

Sodium citrate, ammonium cyanide

Phosphates and nitrates and chlorides galore

Just have one o' these and you'll never need more.



Got messed up last night on some furfuryl alcohol

Followed it down with a gallon of propanol

Drank from mid-morning until late afternoon

And then spat on the floor and blew up the saloon.



Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,

Powdered aluminum, nitrogen iodide

Slop it around and add in some benzene

Then top off the punch with Fluorescein

Whiskey, tequila and rum are too tame, no

The stuff that I drink must explode into flame.

When I sneeze I dissolve all the paint in the room,

And then rattle the walls with an earth-shaking BOOM



Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde

Go soak your head in a jar of formaldehyde

Scrub very hard, and then rinse out your mane

In dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane....



@filk

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