Joe Bob was as rough as they come and prone to blow his stack

Kenny Dean was in the suicide scene and sneakin' behind Joe's back

Sneakin' around with Joe's girl June she liked the boys in the band

And when they all got together on Saturday night it was easy to understand why



They called it Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

There's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and The Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

If you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee



Now the owner of the place was a man named Jack and he wouldn't take talking back

He was married to a woman named Mae she took up the slack

He knocked ya out and she'd drag ya out and leave ya in the parking lot

And when you'd wake up in the mornin' with a busted head you're just happy that was all you got



Come Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

There's was drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and The Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

If you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee



Well the night that Joe Bob found out that Kenny Dean was sneakin' around with June

He caught Bobby Lee in the band in the middle of an old Hank William's tune

Bobby Lee cried out your cheatin' heart that was just the spark it took

And when the fighting got started everybody took part and that whole damn building shook



Till the sheriff came out and he stopped the bout hauled everybody to jail

When the judge saw the blood and the chewed up ears he turned a whiter shade of pale

He said good God ya'll what's happened here somebody started World War III

Kenny Dean just grinned the best he could and said your Honor it seems to me like it was just another



Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

They was drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and The Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

If you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee



Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

They was drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and The Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

If you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee

Lord if you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee