i) Paranormal Pt. 1



I packed my bags + I left the town

I took my money put a payment down

A little house is a country seat

They say that country life is hard to beat.



I'm way out west and now there is not doubt

In city life there is no way out

There's no horizon and there is no Moon

Could be November but it might be June



Paranormal in the West Country

'Cause paralyzed is not easy to be

I feel the power of a mystery

Paranormal the West Country



Get away from the government

Get away form the scrum

Get away from the in-bred Fuckingham Palace Scum



ii) Archdrude's Roadtrip



Driving on the fast side of slow

It's so annoying for the other guy

Driving on the fast side of slow

Speeding up to 45 then slowing down

Braking for no reason at all

When the sign reads "30," drive at 25,

Sunday driving 7 days a week, oh no,

And driving on the fast side of slow.



Boy, you've got a nerve commin' here

You sing of Auto'GEDDON but you drive a car

Like a cheap new age cavalier

You should be more like Merlin + walk everywhere



I can't live in sin at all

I can't live after the fall

Cause I don't believe at all

But I do believe a call



There's a thousand things in my life that I'm trying to do

They involve a lot of friction, they involve a lot of you

But I want to huggy up to her,

And smell her Mother breath

Cause I love my live, love my life

I love it to death