New digs and prospects of a job

New digs and prospects



Have I been half interested till now?

Breath and armpits stink

For Christs sake please stay sweet

The ever present threat of hands that want to sweat

My head aches and I m bursting for a piss

Why should I subject myself to this?



Pardon, sort of, oh

Pardon, yknow, oh

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Pardon, err, oh



My dreams will come true if I make the right impression

Hope it looks okay

I had it done today

Was that me who laughed?

Oh God I feel so daft

Think Ive got a new one on my nose

Don't I look a lemon in these clothes?



Pardon, sort of, oh

Pardon, yknow, oh

Pardon, urm, oh

Pardon, err, oh



Dear Jesus I doubt its up to me

Must not look like a prawn

Dear dandruff do not form

My stomachs heaving, chaps

Made me a proper prat

My headaches and I need to be excused

Tell the truth you don't seem to amused



Pardon, sort of, oh

Pardon, yknow, oh

Pardon, urm, oh

Pardon, err, oh

Pardon, sort of, oh

Pardon, yknow, oh

Pardon, urm, oh

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Pardon, yknow, oh

Pardon, urm, oh

Pardon, err, oh